Whatever you want to believe it is I’ll go along with it.
Are you always this accommodating?

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Oh okay. Good. Because I don’t know what you would be judging me for anyway. I’m perfect.
Your ego is as unchanged as ever, I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

(Source: fellcommakylie)
Who are you judging?
Not you, Breckenridge, don’t you fret.

(Source: fellcommakylie)
Especially when you’re in that mood where you hate everything that breathes.
Happens a lot. Well, probably not as often as it would seem necessary.

(Source: fellcommakylie)
I do that all the time.
It’s hard not to in this town.

(Source: fellcommakylie)
Okay, okay, its decided. Chip and Dales the Christmas version is going down.
Yes! Finally! You’re the best!

Then please come. Right now.
I’ll be there in a few. Are you okay?

Aliens. Or zombies. Maybe the sky can burn in an explosion of colourful lights or something.
Maybe the zombie thing is possible. Maybe the 21st is the start of the end of the world.

Do you wanna come to New York and get lost with me?
I can’t think of anything more fun.

No not really. They just crash into the earth and then that’s it, dead.
What do you want to see happen?
